Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly made a move to feed somechunks to a massive crocodile. Witnesses claim that Trump perhaps got a little a bit personal with the beast, causing some whispering. The {entireaffair was captured on video, and clips have rapidly gone popular online.

• It's unclear
• chose Alcatraz
• people are theorizing that he waslooking for attention

Urgent Update: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!

A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as check here we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has faced off against a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.

Eyewitnesses claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a golf club. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from Mr. Trump's staff.

Stay tuned for more updates on this completely unexpected event!

Trump's Wild Tour of Alcatraz

Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, bringing his own golf clubs. He's even said he will order a giant cheeseburger from McDonald's during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!

• Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Alligator Alcatraz? You Betcha, Says Trump

Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. That mess down in Florida is gettin' out of hand. They got these alligators runnin' amok. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em wander around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta crack down of these creatures. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for these pesky beasts, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' dealin' with the tough stuff.

• Drain the Swamp!

Bigly Donald's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!

This ain't your typical fundraiser, folks. The Boss Man himself is hitting the swamps on a wild maniacal rampage. That's right, we're talking about Trumphunting for gators. Sources say he's packing his a brand new baseball cap and planning on showing those gators who's boss. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!

This Is Crazy! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators

Folks, you are totally gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to go on a wild journey. He's trading his golf clubs for some serious bravery and is going into a tank full of mean alligators! Word on the street that this whole thing was an attempt to boost his image.

What could possibly be more wild? Only time will reveal.